omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
Highscore at 507435.
Highscore at 954825.
Found a way to cheat, actually. :P
Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.
(Source: twotruths-go)
i just wanted to say that if you’re ever going to make a big tumblr blog that’s like ‘just girly things’ or ‘things boys do we love’ or whatever then you have to just not be a pussy when it comes to getting ‘hater’ ask because you sound like every infamous youtuber bawwing about your life and make some cancer fact of the day if it’s something joking about cancer
because srsly, 9 times out of 10 the insults are about cancer and you end up ranting about something so popular and then say something like “my grandfather has cancer ARE YOU HAPPY NOW FDGF JOKE’S FUNNY NOW HUH” you people need to grow some ballz
or just not try to own any popular blog, it’s not fun stuff
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oh where is it fasgs
Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.
You do not even understand the joy I am feeling. I am grinning stupidly in the middle of my living room and I have no idea why. This song…THIS SONG.
well
This just made my day
I love the internet
hello tumblr it’s been a while
here have a video I made for IT coursework for an advertisement
made in windows movie maker
I took my voice out at the end because A) I don’t have the correct file and B) I sound horrid
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NO ITS FUCKING HARD OK BEFORE PICKING UP IT IS A HIGH SPEED CHASE AND WHEN YOU PICK IT UP IT’LL DO WHATEVER IT CAN IN ITS LIFE TO BREAK FREE OF THE HANDS
LMFAO I CSNT FHBDGTHR VD YOU HAVE TO READ THGIS
EXCUSE ME
oH MY DUCKIGCMFJK
this is the best thing i have ever read
mitt romney stared at her troll boobs
I LOVE YOU
Oh my god the NOTES
participating in the most noted post ever
(Source: charizzaaa)
im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
texting kills 6,000 people annually and you question the vending machine
So I was about to search something and then these popped up
…In England do we speak English
so there I was, just dragging myself up the stairs and suddenly, I spot a pair of handcuffs and the fifty shades of grey book laying on the stairs, so I just called out to my mum (who was in the bathroom) ‘I’m not even gonna question you why there are handcuffs on the stairs’ and then I ~mysteriously~ slipped back into my bedroom hahaha omFg help
WHY DO ALL MOTHERS LIKE BONDAGE ALL OF A SUDDEN
take it, it’s extremely well made
but after this I found I really should go to the doctor without my parents knowing because it would be kinda nice to be actually be diagnosed and not wondering if it’s a maybe or something
but okay, if you want my results, here
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
And that last one is for people who experience depression after having a child, idk why they added that in there, maybe it’s because I experience the symptoms of a mother OTL
